Hi, nobody cares about you.

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Let’s not start this off too dramatically. Of course people care about you, family and a few friends take an interest in your life and will support you when you need it. But nobody cares more about you, than you, and nobody cares more about the small things than you. Unless you have a stalker who is obsessed, but they probably still don’t care as much as you do.

You’re not top of mind – sorry

People are busy. If you are walking down the street, and you didn’t have enough time to gel that single strand of hair that always pops up at the back of your head and makes you feel like a withered rooster – nobody cares. Literally nobody. Not. One. Single. Person. is looking at the back of your head going, “pfft, what a loser, that oke didn’t gel down that single strand of hair this morning #avoiding.”

The same goes for a lot of other situations. The beach. I’m at the age now where I couldn’t actually give a flying f**k about how my chubby little tummy bobs around when walking into the water and back to my beach towel to go and get some food to keep that chubby tummy. I’ve actually grown to quite admire it, how the suncream makes it glisten in the suns rays. But it took me 27 years to get there, and I wish it took less. I wish I realised that nobody is looking at you on the beach. And if they are, they really are wasting their time.

Mess up. You learn from failure, and when you realise nobody cares about your failure, you’ll succeed even more

I think this mentality of everyone is looking at me and paying attention to every single detail of my life restricts us from our full potential. People are so scared of failure, of being judged for bad work, for getting criticism and feeling like they have done a bad job. Get over it. You will fail. Only you will remember, and maybe your family – but they should and are likely to just support you.

Fail. Please.

Failure. It’s a word that people hate and avoid. But that’s exactly all it is, a word. I think it stems from schooling systems, if you fail, you are stupid and pathetic and everyone laughs at you. Shit, if you can’t play rugby and fail, you are truly fucked.

But that’s pathetic. People fail all the time. Some of the most successful people in the world have failed 50-100 times, and kept on going. Resilience. They knew that they could do it, and every single time they failed, they learnt and adapted and eventually succeeded.

Failing in our society (South Africa in particular) is seen as such a negative thing, that nobody actually tries anymore because they are scared of how the outside world will perceive them. You can see this in a society where if the national rugby team loses to New Zealand it’s a day of mourning, instead of thinking, “Oh shit, we lost by a try to the best team in the history of the game, well done.” Thank the rugby Gods they won the RWC.

Failure isn’t something to be ashamed of. It should be something that is celebrated and encouraged.

Theres an advert by Southern Comfort, “Whatever’s comfortable” – which I think is the attitude everyone should have. Be comfortable in your own skin. Fail. Try again. Fail. Try again.

Just remember – Nobody cares, until they do.



Keeping sane in a digital world

keeping sane in a digital world

*When I speak about digital, I am referring to social media and being online, not digital as in photography, videography, e-books, music, etc.

It’s 9 pm in the evening, you’ve eaten dinner, the dishes are done, you’ve had a shower and now you want to be “digital free” for the rest of the night. You sit down on the couch to carry on watching your latest series binge on Netflix – there’s the first mistake. Within 10 minutes, your phone is back in your hand and you’re half-watching Making a Murderer while at the same time holding your phone on your chest and double-chin giggling at a compilation video of people falling off slides or doing bread to toaster trick shots.

Digital technology has come far in the last 20 years, and at an even more rapid pace in the last 5 years. We’ve gone from boomboxes to walkmans, to iPhones, and Bluetooth in the space of what seems a few years. We have laptops, and phones, and technology that can make us closer than ever before – yet everyone seems so distant. It is incredible.

There’s a trend going around of how to be “digital free” and some people have one day a week of no technology, some try to be off their phones after a certain time in the day, and others go off-grid on the weekend. When did it become so bad, that we needed to set boundaries for ourselves? Digital addiction is very real. A constant need for gratification from complete strangers, wanting to make sure you see the latest post from one of the Jenners, to making sure you watch peoples stories to try and feel apart of their life or to try to make your life seem more interesting. It’s a dangerous world we live in (or pretend to live in).

We are connected, yet also disconnected, we are so close together, yet so distant in reality.

We’ve reached the stage where a beautiful sunset still needs filters. One thing the digital generation is good at is using digital media to create – we have possibly become the most creative generation with the tools in our pockets. Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Photoshop, Canva, GoPro, and more. More on this is that we have also become very good at using digital media to create change – from social engagement about mental health, to hashtag movements, and environmental protests, all building momentum on social media. We also use it to teach ourselves, learn about certain topics, and gain inspiration. So, it’s not all bad.

digital addiction

But, we all still want a break. I’ve been reading up about this “digital addiction” lately, and some tips or ideas I came up with are the following:

Tips for Staying Sane in a Digital World:

Starting the day without digital

Waking in 2019, most people have an alarm on their phone, unless you are the very few people who have a “body clock” (still figuring out what the f that means) who wake up at sparrows fart and don’t even need a coffee. The issue with having an alarm on your phone, is that the first thing you grab when you wake up, is your phone – and if you don’t hit (or swipe) to snooze, then you probably drag it off the counter, and blind yourself with the brightness of the screen, and scroll for 30 minutes before begrudgingly getting up.

Instead, put your phone in a different room, or far from the bed, once it goes off you’ll have to get up and walk to put the alarm off. Morning routines are what sets up our days – if you wake up slowly (like I do 96% of the time) your day normally goes slowly. My ideal routine would be waking up, stretching for 15 minutes, meditating on the day ahead, writing my day in a journal, reading a few pages of my book, maybe going for a run or a swim, and then having a smoothie or some toast, while having a conversation with my girlfriend and discussing our plans for the day.

Be aware of the urge

How many times do we find ourselves waiting in a line, or waiting a few minutes for someone to show up at a restaurant, and immediately grabbing our phones to as a reflex? Not everyone does it, but the majority of us do. Those in-between moments should be spent reflecting, people watching, and just trying to stay present. Most of us are even guilty of leaving our phones on the table during dinner, and most of us probably sweat a bit, get itchy, and glance at it like that last piece of biltong nobody is brave enough to eat. You just want to grab it and get your fix.

Don’t be that guy. It’s just, rude.

Simply separate your life

A lot of workspaces are becoming more and more flexible. Do you want to work from home until 12 pm? Sure. Do you need to go to the doctor at 2 pm? Sure. Want to work from a beach in the Bahamas? Maybe. The issue with flexible time is that we often then don’t know when to go offline, and find ourselves checking work email, Slack groups, or speaking about work, after hours or over the weekend. A simple solution is to either have a work laptop, and a personal laptop, or only utilise certain apps during working hours. That email that was sent to you on Friday at 6 pm can wait for Monday morning, probably.

Ah, the present, be it or in it

The Zen Habit is a good place to start if you need to have some sort of idea of this newfound term, “being present”, means. As it says, most problems are just in the mind, saying that dishes or doing the laundry is the issue, is bullshit – those are tasks that basically everyone does, unless you are a multi-millionaire and pay others to do that, or you’re dirty. Being present is a choice, if something interrupts your day, just focus on that for a bit and it’ll probably go away quicker and easier than if you ignored it.

Another good read is Becoming Minimilsts 10 tips to being in the present. I think the ones that resonate with me are: don’t dwell on past accomplishments, remove unneeded possessions, and dream about the future, but work hard today.

A lot of us dwell on actions we did well in when we were younger, like playing a first-team sport, or being fitter, or getting good grades, but those things don’t matter anymore, so stop trying to make them matter when you are standing at the office coffee machine at 8 am in the morning.

Get rid of things you don’t need, from clothing, tech, etc. Even if it’s a person. Don’t get rid of them, just stop caring what they think, or giving effort into a “friendship” that is one-sided.

Don’t stop when you fail

Oh no, you looked at your phone when you said no tech Thursdays, or when you said no phones after 8 pm on Wednesdays. Now don’t go and spend the whole day on your phone because you checked a pop-up notification from 9 Gag. Just put it away, and carry on living.

You won’t get it right for a while, and that’s okay. But the more you are aware of keeping sane in this digital world, the more you will stay sane.

What’s your method for keeping off digital?